I freaking hate fireworks season. They're freaking illegal people. And it's after 11 pm. STFU.

And while we're at it, wth is the fun of bottle rockets? They go "pop". Woo, how exciting. Let's do it again. "pop". Whit woo, that was even more exciting the second time. Damn, we have a hundred of these. Let's shoot of a ten pack cuz we're bored and we want to do something else but feel obligated because we bought a hundred of them. Woo, even more exciting. Was that a cop? No? Darn. I'm bored. Maybe it's more exciting the thirtieth time. Would be more fun if that had been a cop. Nope, still boring after the thirtieth time. Maybe tomorrow will be more exciting. We still have seventy of these. Should have bought sparklers. At least they have colors.

I really just don't get it.