It all started with a new cup/snack holder that attaches to Zella's carseat (road trip coming up, I'm desperate, lol). So I told Zella she could put treasure in the little "snack" cup. I suggested rocks or jewels. I told her she could ask Grandpa Larry for some seashells. She said he didn't have any seashells. I said yes he does, he went to the beach. She said "NO HE DIDN'T, THE BEACH IS IN THE SKY". I said ummm, no the beach is water and sand. She said "what if the sky falls on the city". I said "the sky is just air, nothing would happen if it falls on a city. She said "WELL, if the sky fell on OUR city then FINALLY we could go to the beach" and harumphed and walked away, like I'm the goofball.
So the other day Finn says, on his way to bed, "Mama, is it ok if I prayer before bed?". "Sure", I said, "who are you prayering to?". "Crust", he said. "Ah", I said, then muttered under my breath that the prodigal son has returned to our home then snorted at myself. Get it, son, Crust. Ahem, anyway. So I said "What are you going to prayer to Crust?" And the following is
A Heathen Boy's Prayer
I hope I never get like I used to.
I hope my friends never die when they're a teenager.
I hope we never have to kill anyone again.
Ummmmmm, Ohhh-Kaaayyyy, lol. If he hadn't had to get to bed I'd have asked who we've killed before, but maybe I don't want to go there just now.
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LOL, oh crap, I'm with Finn, I really hope I never have to kill anyone. (I missed the again the first time I read it.) Hmmm, maybe he meant, from the perspective of humanity, he hopes no one gets killed and everyone that dies dies natural deaths?
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