Ok, so I never posted episode 1. George Lucas did it with Star Wars, so can I. Episode 1 was boring anyway. Well, episode 2 is too, so if you're looking for Star Wars excitement you won't find it here. Nor will you find coherent thought. Or a blogger who stays on task. Or correct sentence structure. But I digress.
Episode 2: Wherin we find the heroine sipping coffee poured from her leaky caraffe. Pan over to her on the phone with "agent 1012". In front of her is a notepad and a pen. Look closely, it's really the manual to a coffee maker and a crayon. On it is written in pink marker "agent 1193" and some contact information. The caraffe ordered to replace the leaky caraffe is MIA for 3 weeks now. Agent 1012 replies that they are "backordered" due to "demand". Close up shot of our heroine's face reveals a raised eyebrow and dark circles. :here the director calls for makeup and gets cackling laughter from the peanut gallery at the thought of someone actually coming with makeup: Again we focus on our weary heroine when the news that it will be "by the end of the month" is relayed. Our heroine sighs deeply, resolve with the fact that leaky caraffe will continue to remain in the home and on the job for... indefinitely. Pan out to the scene wherein chaos is ensuing around our heroine. A splash of sunshine illuminates the room and a proverbial lightbulb flickers. Soon, very soon, chaos will be managed.
Episode 1 may come along eventually. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
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