The fortune teller is in...

Becka, Madame Moonglow will now read your fortune. You will meet a single asian person and envelop them into Christianity thereby saving their soul. The second section I won't go into detail publicly but it involves you, whipped cream, a dining room table, and a man. You do the math. You will have difficulty with electronic devices and will spend many hours on the phone with someone in another country trying to fix the problems. I am getting visions of a health-food fight at lunch and an afternoon of children using "water in the ears" from swimming as an excuse to not listen to a word you say. You will lose the weight you want but it will cost you a fortune and your daughter will have strong feelings about the thinner you.